A man was driving the wrong way down a one-way street when all of a sudden a policeman stopped him and said, " Mister, do you know what you are doing?"一个人在单行道上逆行开车，突然一位警察拦住了他，并对他说:“先生， 您知道自己在干什么吗?”
Driver: I don't know , but I must be late because everyone is going the other way !我不知道，但我一定会迟到， 因为每个人都走另一条路!
Betty:That little boy is one year old today and he's been walking since he was six months old.那个小男孩今天一岁了，他六个月大的时候就会走路了
Linda: Oh, dear,he must be tired.哦，天哪，他一定累了.
Mother: Well ,Joe. How are your marks?好了，乔。你的分数怎么样?
Joe : They're under water.它们在水下。
Mother: What do you mean?什么意思?
Joe :They are under C(sea) level ,l'm afraid.恐怕它们在C(海平面)以下。
A man died and then came to God：一个人去世后来到了上帝面前：
-Did I waste my life by making comics?“我是不是一辈子都浪费在画漫画上了？”
-Thousands of people read your comics every day...“每天有成千上万个人看你的漫画。”
-You wasted thousands of lives by making comics.“你浪费了成千上万个人的生命。”
A New Employee一个新员工
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.一个年轻人在被雇用几个星期后，被叫到人事经理的办公室。
What is the meaning of this? the director asked. When you applied for the job, you told us you had five years' experience. Now we discover this is the first job you ever held.这是什么意思？经理问，当你申请这份工作时，你告诉我们有五年工作经验，现在我们发现这其实是你的第一份工作。
Well, the young man said, in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination.嗯，年轻人回答，你们的广告上说需要找一个有想象力的人嘛。